HASHING SONGS

We love to sing at the hash!

current circle Songs:

1. Drinking Song

Melody - 山人乐队《酒歌》)

Ā biǎogē hē píjiǔ, ā biǎomèi hē píjiǔ

Ā biǎogē nǐ xǐhuan bù xǐhuan yě yào hē

Bù xǐhuan yě yào hē, bù xǐhuan yě yào hē

Guǎn nǐ xǐhuan bù xǐhuan yě yào hē

2. Shitty Trail

[Introduce the hares]

Melody - The Mickey Mouse Club March

S-H-I-T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L
Shitty trail (It sucked!),
Shitty trail (It was fucker!),
The motherfuckers laid a shitty trail.

I would rather drink a beer than hash a shitty trail,
S-H-I-T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L

3. Why was she/he/they Born so Beautiful?

Why was she born so beautiful?
Why was she born at all?
She’s no fucking use to anyone,
She’s no fucking use at all.
She may be a joy to her mother,
But she’s a pain in the ass just for us.

4. Dead Fucking Last

wǒ zài zhè， děng zhe nǐ guòlái

děng zhe nǐ guòlái, nǐ de dà huácǎi

(repeat once)

āiyō āiyō nǐ pǎo de nàme màn

5. Why are we Waiting?

[When the hash waits]

Melody - O Come Let Us Adore Him

Why are we waiting?
Could by masturbating [fornicating, rollerblading, my grandma’s ovulating, etc.),
Oh, why are we waiting,
So fucking long?

6. Mobile Phones

Melody - Jingle Bells

Mobile phone, mobile phone, mobile all the way,

We’ll stick that mobile up your arse and there it’s gonna stay, hey!

Wan shouji, wan shouji, ni shi shouji kong

Fangxia shouji da feiji, yiqi da feiji, hey!

7. What a Wank

Melody - William Tell Overture

What a wank, what a wank, what a wank, wank, wank,
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank, wank, wank.
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank, wank, wank,
What a wank, wank, wank, wank.

8. Bullshit

Melody - My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean)

Bullshit, bullshit,
It all sounds like bullshit to me, to me.
Bullshit, bullshit,
It all sounds like bullshit to me.

9. What did the Dots Say?

Melody - What Does the Fox Say?

What did the dots say?

Couldn’t see a fucking thing x3

What did the dots say?

Found ourselves behind a cow x3

What did the dots say?

Where were we supposed to go? x3

What did the dots say?

The hares, the hares can fuck right off x3

What did the dots say?

10. Bang Bang

Melody - My Bonnie lies over the Ocean

They ought to be publicly pissed on,

They ought to be publicly shot (bang bang!).

They ought to be tied to a urinal,

And left there to fester and rot!

11. Dough, Ray, Me

Melody - Do-Re-Mi)

Dough, the stuff that buys me beer,

Ray, the guy who buys me beer.
Me, the guy who drinks the beer,
Fa(r), a long long way to pub.
So, I’ll have another beer,
La(ugh), and have another beer.
Tea, no thanks I’ll have a beer,
And that brings us back to,
D’oh! D’oh!, D’oh! Do’h!

12. Let it Flow

Melody - Let it Go

Let it flow, let it flow. Can’t hold back anymore.

Let it flow, let it flow. It’ll end up on the floor.

Here I squat, or hold my cock, must carry on.

In public never bothers me anyway.

13. Only 100 Kuai

Melody – Money, Money, Money - ABBA

Yi bai, yi bai, yi bai, zhi you yi bai

Wo shi get u hao

Yi bai, yi bai, yi bai, bu yao yi kuai

Wo shi ge tu hao

Ahaaaaa Ahaaaaa wo mei you er shi kuai

Wo ai, yi bai, yi bai, yi bai

Wo shi ge tu hao

14. Here's to Brother/Sister/Virgin Hasher

Melody - The More we go Together

Here's to brother (sister/fellow/virgin) hasher(s), brother hasher, brother hasher

Oh, here's to brother hasher, he's with us today.

He's happy, he's jolly,

He's FUCKED up (Horny), BY GOLLY!

Oh, here's to brother hasher, he's with us today.

So drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker,

Drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker.

Here's to brother hasher, he's with us today.

15. He's/She's Alright

For harriets

She’s all right,
She’s all right,
She’s a little flat-chested,
But she’s all right.

For well-endowed harriets

She’s all right,
She’s all right,
She’s got a great big rack,
But she’s too white.

For hashers

He’s all right,
He’s all right,
He’s got a teeny-weeny dick,
But he’s all right.

16. Hashers meet the Hashers

Melody - Flintstones Theme Song

Hashers, meet the hashers,

They're the biggest drunks in history,

From the town of Suzhou,

They're the leaders in debauchery.

Half minds, trailing shiggy through the years,

Watch them as they down a lot of beers,

Down, down, down, down, down, down

They're the the leaders in debauchery!

17. Oh Bloody Oh Blood-ah

Melody – Ob-la-di-ob-la-da – The Beatles

Oh bloody, oh blood-ah, Hash goes on, whoa, La la la la, Hash goes on. x2

Hashing can be dangerous although it’s fun.

Expose your skin by mozzies you’ll be sucked.

Dogs and cobras want to bite you on the bum.

Fall down the mountain you’re completely fucked.

Oh bloody, oh blood-ah, Hash goes on, whoa, La la la la, Hash goes on. x2

So if you hash the trail, risk Oh bloody blood-ah

18. The Hasher Song

He/She’s a hasher, he’s true blue,
He’s/She’s a hasher, through and through.
He’s/She’s an asshole, so they say,
Tried to go to heaven, but he went the other way.

19. Just Another Fucking Tree

Melody - Lemon Tree

I’m standing here, got lots of room. It’s just another rainy hashing afternoon.

I’m wasting my time, waiting for clues. I’m hanging around, I’ve got no booze.

But nothing ever happens, so I wonder.

I wonder how, I wonder why. I’m sure that I remember the blue, blue sky.

But all that I can see, is just another fucking tree.

I’m turning my head up and down. I’m looking, looking, looking, looking around.

But all that I can see, is just another fucking tree.

20. No Beer Left

Melody – Seasons in the Sun – Terry Jacks/Westlife

We had joy, we had fun, we drank Tsingdao on our run.

But the fun didn’t last, cuz’ the Tsingdao went too fast.

Women wan, women pa

Women he hen duo Qingdao

Qingdao dou he wan le

Na women yao he shenme

Bus Songs:

Jesus Can't Go Hashing

Melody - Battle Hymn of the Republic

SAMPLE VERSE:
Jesus can’t go hashing ‘cause he’s nailed upon the cross,
Jesus can’t go hashing ‘cause he’s nailed upon the cross,
Jesus can’t go hashing ‘cause he’s nailed upon the cross,
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves.

CHORUS:
Free beer for all the hashers;
Free beer for all the hashers;
Free beer for all the hashers;
Jesus Saves, Jesus Saves, Jesus Saves!

FINAL VERSE:
Jesus, we’re only kidding!
Jesus, we’re only kidding!
Jesus, we’re only kidding!
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves!

ADDITIONAL VERSES:
.Jesus can’t go hashing ‘cause his feet are tied together!

.Jesus can’t go hashing ‘cause his father knows all the trails!

.Jesus can’t go hashing ‘cause he’s busy getting nailed!

.Jesus don’t need flour ‘cause he lays the trail in blood;

.Jesus can’t go hashing ‘cause he’s only got 12 friends!

.Jesus can’t go hashing ‘cause the shiggy's on his head!

.Jesus can’t go hashing ‘cause his wood is just too big!

.Jesus can’t go hashing ‘cause his girlfriend is a whore!

.Jesus can't go hashing 'cause his mother is a virgin!

.Jesus can't go hashing ‘cause he’ll turn the beer to wine!

.Jesus can’t go hashing ‘cause he’s stuck behind a rock!

.Jesus can’t go hashing ‘cause he shortcuts across the lake!

.Jesus can’t go hashing ‘cause the flour falls through his hands!

.Jesus can’t go hashing ‘cause he’s mowing my front lawn!

.All the girls love Jesus ‘cause he’s hung like this! (spread out arms)

.All the girls love Jesus ‘cause they know he’ll cum again!

.Jesus CAN go hashing ‘cause ______ moved the rock!

.Jesus won’t come hashing because Judas pissed him off!

.Jesus can’t go hashing ‘cause the motherfucker’s dead!

.Mary was a virgin, yeah we’ve heard that one before, Mary saves!

.Buddha can’t go hashing ‘cause he’s just too fucking fat, Buddha saves!

.Thor can’t go hashing ‘cause he’s too fuckin’ hammered!

.Zeus can’t go hashing ‘cause he leaves us all in shock!

Yogi Bear

I know a bear that you all know. Yogi, Yogi.
I know a bear that you all know, Yogi, Yogi bear.
Yogi, Yogi bear! Yogi, Yogi bear!
I know a bear that you all know, Yogi, Yogi bear.

Yogi’s got a little friend, Booboo, BOOBOO,
Yogi’s got a little friend, Booboo, Booboo Bear.

Yogi has a girlfriend bear, Suzi, Suzi

Cindy likes to shave her pubes, grizzly,
Grizzly, grizzly bare.

Cindy wears crotchless undies, Teddy, Teddy

Cindy likes it on the fridge, Polar, Polar

Cindy gets what she deserves, Pregnant, Pregnant

Cindy likes it up the rear, Dirty, Dirty

Boboo has no teeth, Gummi, Gummi

Cindy she has great big tits, More than, More than (I can bear)

Cindy's tampon has no string, Cotton, Cotton

Yogi didn’t use a condom, Daddy, Daddy

Boo-Boo likes it upside down, Koala, Koala

Yogi didn’t wipe his butt, Brown, Brown

Yogi’s got a cheesy knob, cammum,
Cammum, Camembert.

Yogi got a case of crabs, Itchy, Itchy

Booboo likes it up the arse, brown,
Brown, brown bear.

Cindy hates it up the arse, something,
Something she cant bear.

Yogi hasn’t got any pubes fred,
fred fred bear

Yogi likes the police force
panda panda, bear

Boo-Boo likes to stroke his tool, Wanker, Wanker

Yogi also likes young boys, Poofter, Poofter

Cindy is a rightwing bitch, Hitler, Hitler

Cindy has a twin sister, threesome threesome

Song ender: Yogi he has HIV, Dying, Dying

Other Fun Songs:

The Universal Hash Song

Melody – Swing low, Sweet Chariot

Swing low, sweet chariot,
Coming for to carry me home.
Swing low, sweet chariot.
Coming for to carry me home.

I looked over Jordan, and what did I see,
Coming for to carry me home?
A band of angels coming after me,
Coming for to carry me home.

If you get there before I do,
Coming for to carry me home.
Tell all my friends, I’m coming too,
Coming for the carry me home.

Down Down Song

This is a down-down song,
It’s not very long.

5-4-3-2-1

5-4-3-2-1, on your head!